If you are known as the joke man, your sweetheart will understand your motivation when she opens this Valentine's Day card. You may get an eye roll or a sigh, but that will turn into laughs as the card is screwball funny. On the other hand, if you are a guy who has stalled and built roadblocks at the mere mention of marriage, the 'No Flowers' card may end up being the last straw. Unless you follow-up this card with a ring, your Valentine's Day could turn sour, fast.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches