There are sick bastards, and then there are 'sick bastards.' The guy lying in the hospital bed with one eye open on the Sick Bastard Funny Get Well Card is one of those 'sick bastards.' See, he's propped his hospital room door open and positioned his loaded bedpan up on top, hoping to witness a hapless doctor, nurse or loved one come through the door and get doused with the bedpan contents. Clever, colorful, and 'sick', this is the perfect card to send anyone ill who enjoys a good, dirty, practical joke.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches