To Avoid Injury: Funny Blank Card

Not everyone is so forgiving when it comes to receiving the right gift. For example, gym memberships and weight loss plan subscriptions are not great choices. Neither is giving nothing. To avoid the wrath incurred with a disappointing present, give this colorful, hilarious, safety first card, instead. Sure, it may not be diamonds, but it should help prevent you from being physically harmed. Remember, half of gift-giving is to avoid getting smacked. With this funny card, we're pretty sure you'll escape serious injury.