Gonna Freakin Die: Hilarious Blank Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 9045K
Cover Reads:
In Case Of A Fire.... We Are Just Gonna Freakin Die!
Inside Reads:
Blank
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BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Sometimes life just seems to work out this way. A spider - venomous or not - in the fire alarm means that life is just getting a tad worse. An excellent card for your favorite pessimist or arachnophobe, this hilarious card is to die-for. It's hard to think the glass is half full in scenarios like this one, but hopefully this colorful, leggy card can bring a smile to even the most hardened pessimist. There's always something more daunting in life, like a spider in a fire alarm.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Gonna Freakin Die
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
Gordon Bond
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
June 30, 2014
UPC:
745469290455
Availability:
In Stock