Sometimes life just seems to work out this way. A spider - venomous or not - in the fire alarm means that life is just getting a tad worse. An excellent card for your favorite pessimist or arachnophobe, this hilarious card is to die-for. It's hard to think the glass is half full in scenarios like this one, but hopefully this colorful, leggy card can bring a smile to even the most hardened pessimist. There's always something more daunting in life, like a spider in a fire alarm.