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Gonna Freakin Die: Hilarious Blank Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 9045K
Cover Reads: In Case Of A Fire.... We Are Just Gonna Freakin Die!
Inside Reads: Blank
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Sometimes life just seems to work out this way. A spider - venomous or not - in the fire alarm means that life is just getting a tad worse. An excellent card for your favorite pessimist or arachnophobe, this hilarious card is to die-for. It's hard to think the glass is half full in scenarios like this one, but hopefully this colorful, leggy card can bring a smile to even the most hardened pessimist. There's always something more daunting in life, like a spider in a fire alarm.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Gonna Freakin Die Card
Occasion: All Occasions
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Gordon Bond
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced: June 30, 2014
UPC: 745469290455
Availability: In Stock
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