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Dead in Bed: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 8284K
Cover Reads:
Maybe You Should Consider Moving Around Occasionally During Sex.
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You want the card you send to be "buzz" worthy; just like you "don't" want your lovemaking to be "buzzard" baiting. Life lesson learned and greetings laughter ensured, courtesy of this hilarious All Occasions vulturous coitus card guaranteed to keep the good times and good cheer moving. The humorous bedroom bird Blank greeting can be used for an Anniversary, Bachelorette, Divorce, Engagement, Wedding or any other occasion or situation for which you choose to wing out some flighty hilarity and delight.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Dead in Bed
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced:
December 15, 2012
UPC:
745469282849
Availability:
In Stock
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