Proctologist: Funny Get Well Card

When the long, long, long finger of the proctologist doctor points at you … it's more than a bit of a bummer! Just like getting sick, feeling ill or having a medical procedure can be a real pain in the ass. But you can help ease the derriere, or other, discomfort of any friend, family member or coworker who's laid out flat on their backside by sending them the pointedly hilarious Get Well card available here. They'll finger the humorous Feel Better greeting with pleasure, laughing their butt off at the comic illustration and captioning.