Listen Carefully: Hysterical Blank Paper Greeting Card

Whether it's Old Testament or New Testament, King James or Book of Mormon - whatever version you prefer, the story here is good cheer of biblical proportions. So Lordy, go forth and give out this colorful, historical, hilarious Sermon on the Mount greeting card to somebody epically special! There's lots of ways of saying 'Best Wishes,' but only one of this funny, prophetic card.