Calories Don't Count: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Anybody you know can drink in and eat up the hilarity featured on this humorous All Occasions greeting, without gaining a pound! Courtesy of your generous and good natured card gifting. The hysterical, wish it were true worded Blank inside greeting features gorgeous, gluttonous, fine dining imagery to go along with the hilarious caption. Your special friend, treasured relative or cherished colleague will happily and laughingly gorge themselves on the gut busting garrulous All Occasions gag card, served up by super special you.