Mormons: Funny Blank Card

Item #: 5373K
Cover Reads:
Stan Didn't Move A Muscle. There Was Still A Slim Chance They Hadn't Noticed Him.
Inside Reads:
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Unfortunately, there's nothing "slim" about Stan, including his chances of the pair of religious recruiters not noticing that the big man is at home. The chances of large laughter and great good cheer are huge, however, when you select and send this hysterical, bible thumping, belly hiding All Occasions card to a friend, family member or coworker who could really use some garrulous gag greeting home intervention. Whether you want to wish somebody special a Happy Birthday, Congratulations, Get Well, Good Luck, Miss You, Sorry, Thank You or just say Hi or Congrats on the New Job or New Home, the chances of this joke card delivering the welcome comic goods is 100%.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Mormons
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Printed in USA
Introduced:
April 15, 2013
UPC:
745469253733
Availability:
In Stock
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