READ ALL ABOUT IT!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!! MIDDLE-AGED MARRIED GUY MAKES HIS OWN FREAKING SANDWICH!! No way, must be FAKE news. Sure it is - that's why the sarcastic wife in yellow with the sandwich she just made is presenting it to her lazy-ass husband sitting on the couch, on the hilarious See The Headlines Joke Card. Present this clever, colorful, candle-lit card to somebody special and they'll be happily and laughingly reading all about it, too.