Pay for Porn: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Getting older is a tough prospect. Your body begins to break down and your looks start to fade. Most importantly, your familiar world changes every year. For those who remember paying for porn and getting free drinkable water, this card makes a lot of sense. But hey, hydration or porn? It's a tough call. If you know someone who remembers a simpler time, filled with Internet porn passwords, then this hilariously racy card is a laugh-out-loud good time.