Pay for Porn: Hysterical Blank Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 4130K
Cover Reads: I'm So Old, I Remember When Water Was Free And You Had To Pay For Porn.
Inside Reads: Blank
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
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Hysterical Blank Printed Greeting Card by Ephemera from NobleWorksCards.com - Pay for Porn image 1Hysterical Blank Printed Greeting Card by Ephemera from NobleWorksCards.com - Pay for Porn image 2

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Getting older is a tough prospect. Your body begins to break down and your looks start to fade. Most importantly, your familiar world changes every year. For those who remember paying for porn and getting free drinkable water, this card makes a lot of sense. But hey, hydration or porn? It's a tough call. If you know someone who remembers a simpler time, filled with Internet porn passwords, then this hilariously racy card is a laugh-out-loud good time.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Pay for Porn Card
Occasion: All Occasions
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Ephemera
Credit: Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock: Recycled paper
Introduced: June 30, 2014
UPC: 745469241303
Availability: In Stock
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