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Always Porn: Hilarious Graduation Paper Card

Item #: 3801
Cover Reads: And Remember - If At First You Don't Succeed, There's Always Pornography.
Inside Reads: Happy Graduation. There's Hope For Everyone.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Graduation

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Graduation's a time for hopes, dreams and thinking about endless possibilities. It's often a time of goodbyes after spending a certain number of years with your classmates too. But, as any liberal arts grad will tell you, it's an occasion for hearing, "So, what'll you do with that degree? Teaching?" Or worse, you get the spiel about how your degree's not marketable, and how no one will hire you - blah, blah, blah.

This graduation card, though, shows them - even if you're not the valedictorian. Almost every graduate has envisioned what they would say in their speech, and while most of them would have some smart-ass or funny lines about how everyone graduating today will change the world ways that no one else ever has, this funny card by NobleWorks Cards lets loose in an offense, lewd and bawdy way that's practically unforgivable. Give a card that's sure to inspire your graduate, in one way or another - whether they aspire to professorship through endless degrees or want a quick-and-easy career in adult films. Printed on printed on FSC-certified paper, this card is illustrated by Tom Chaney and features the bad taste and edgy irreverence NobleWorks Cards is known for.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Always Porn Card
Occasion: Graduation
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tom Cheney
Credit: Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: August 15, 2004
UPC: 745469038019
Availability: In Stock
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By Karen
RI
May 21, 2020
Loads of fun and lots of laughs.
Excellent card! Perfect for my college-graduating neighbor.
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