Send a Graduate a card they will really enjoy like this funny phone survey on college students and drinking. Since most of their time is spent socializing and drinking they will probably know immediately which group they fit into. Of course they may not admit to you that they were in the 51% that drinks until they pass out, but you will know. At least you can laugh along with them as they tell you they we're part of the 49% that didn't answer the phone. Just be grateful if they aren't passed out on their special day.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches