Valentine's Day is all about expressing your love, and lust, for that special someone in your life. The cute, clever, playful, sexy, S&M themed Tie Them Up Valentine's Day Joke Card from NobleWorks has both the love and lust angles covered, in all their wicked glory. A buxom, beautiful blonde in a red dress mouths a quote about love on the outside of the colorful card, and then makes with the whip and manacles as she strips down to a black bra, panties and fishnet stockings for the naughty business of lust on the yellow and pink hued inside of the card. Nothing fully captures, flaunts and flays the love-lust dichotomy of Valentines like this pert, pink-bordered, sex-shackled greeting card.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches