Carly Simon sang it one way; Count Dracula says it a slightly different way. A green-faced, black-caped vampire on a blood-red background hisses 'You're So Vein!' on this hilarious Halloween card. And then he follows it up with the added punch/neck line on the orange, mirrored interior of the card: 'You Probably Think This Card Is About You!' Now that's going for the jugular!