Halloween Group Therapy: Hilarious Halloween Printed Card

Item #: C6229HWG-US
Cover Reads:
Halloween Group Therapy - My Love Life Bites! I'm Not The Man I Used To Be! I Feel Hollow Inside! I Curse Everything! I Haven't Felt Alive In Years! I Feel Disconnected!
Inside Reads:
Happy Halloween From All of Us!
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It's, perhaps, a little more frightening to know that the scary icons of All Hallows' Eve aren't quite all they've cracked up to be, actually somewhat spookily insecure in their roles. That's the clever, colorful, funny message conveyed on this wickedly amusing and evilly enjoyable Halloween card. A discombobulated head in a jar, an out of touch zombie, a cursed witch, an empty pumpkin, an emasculated ghost and a sexless vampire all have their own psychological complaints fit for analysis. Illustrated and illuminated in the bright, bold colors of the occasion - orange, green, sheeted white and deathly purple - this hysterical card is truly delightful, no question about it, no doubt, believe it, positively.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Halloween Group Therapy
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Bill Whitehead
Paper Stock:
North American based and printed on FSC certified paper.
March 31, 2018
In Stock