Own Parts: Humorous Blank Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 0649K
Cover Reads: Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life. Now I Can't Even Get Into My Own Pants.
Inside Reads: Blank
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Humorous Blank Printed Greeting Card by Ephemera from NobleWorksCards.com - Own Parts image 1Humorous Blank Printed Greeting Card by Ephemera from NobleWorksCards.com - Own Parts image 2

Occasion: All Occasions

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Apparently, as hilariously captioned and colorfully retro illustrated on this All Occasions card, a healthy appetite can lead to an unhealthy sex life. Eat too much, in other funny words, and you won't even be able to squeeze one out or in, yourself! At least, so says the beautiful red-haired woman in the red and white apron holding up the food-laden casserole dish on the front of this gut-busting, good cheer greeting. All will ecstatically laugh with joy and scream with delight and pleasure upon receipt of this witty, sexy missive.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Own Parts Card
Occasion: All Occasions
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Ephemera
Credit: Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock: Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced: June 15, 2012
UPC: 745469206494
Availability: In Stock
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