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Child Proof: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 0102K
Cover Reads:
I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In.
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This humorous, colorful All Occasions greeting card puts a whole new spin on the term "child-proofing." The retro mother pictured pouring out her broken heart on her pink phone in her green kitchen is ruefully regretting the day she "child-proofed" her home. Because her young son and daughter - cutely portrayed slopping around in the chocolate cake icing bowl - still manage to get into the house. Any parent or offspring will appreciate the timeless, foolproof hilarity featured on this marvelously mirthful card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Child Proof
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources.
Introduced:
June 15, 2012
UPC:
745469201024
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Deborah S.
Red State Texas
Great Card
May 15, 2020
I love your cards
By Kaylin
Ohio
Quality product
May 24, 2018
The came in the specified time frame and was in a visually appealing and easy to open package. The package also included stickers for sealing envelopes. This card came just as pictured and had a nice feel and glossy shine to it. Plenty of room for writing a personal message on the inside. My mom was very pleased with the card when I gave it to her and I will continue to purchase cards from this company.
Pros
  • Strong card stock
  • Glossy look and smooth feel
  • Room inside for a personal message
  • Cute and easy to open packaging
  • Stickers for sealing the envelope
  • Came when expected
  • Design got a laugh out of my mom
Cons
  • None