This humorous, colorful All Occasions greeting card puts a whole new spin on the term "child-proofing." The retro mother pictured pouring out her broken heart on her pink phone in her green kitchen is ruefully regretting the day she "child-proofed" her home. Because her young son and daughter - cutely portrayed slopping around in the chocolate cake icing bowl - still manage to get into the house. Any parent or offspring will appreciate the timeless, foolproof hilarity featured on this marvelously mirthful card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches