Five Miles: Funny Birthday Jumbo Greeting Card

Item #: J9994
Cover Reads:
You Burn As Many Calories During*Ex As You Do Running Five Miles...
Inside Reads:
Who The F*** Runs 5 Miles In 30 Seconds? Kick Off Your Running Shoes And Enjoy Your Birthday!
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62
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5 miles in 30 seconds!?' Even the world's top steroid-enhanced sprinters couldn't match that record. The giant Five Miles Birthday Joke Card sets all kinds of marks for sexy humor and sly digs, as it wishes someone special a big, bright Happy Birthday! Yellow means ... Go! Get this huge, hilarious card!

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Five Miles
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
June 1, 2014
UPC:
745469599947
Availability:
In Stock
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