Five Miles: Funny Birthday Jumbo Greeting Card
Item #: J9994
Cover Reads:
You Burn As Many Calories During*Ex As You Do Running Five Miles...
Inside Reads:
Who The F*** Runs 5 Miles In 30 Seconds? Kick Off Your Running Shoes And Enjoy Your Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
5 miles in 30 seconds!?' Even the world's top steroid-enhanced sprinters couldn't match that record. The giant Five Miles Birthday Joke Card sets all kinds of marks for sexy humor and sly digs, as it wishes someone special a big, bright Happy Birthday! Yellow means ... Go! Get this huge, hilarious card!
Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
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