Learned From Mom: Funny Mother's Day Jumbo Greeting Card
Item #: J7208
Cover Reads:
Everything I Know I Learned From My Mom: My Mother Taght Me Religion: You'd Better Pray That Will Come Out Of The Carpet, My Mother Taught Me Logic: Because I Said So, That's Why., My Mother Taught Me Foresight: Make Sure You Wear Clean Underwear In Case You're In An Accident, My Mother Taught Me Irony: Keep Crying And I'll Give You Something To Cry About, My Mother Taught Me About Stamina: You Sit There Until All That Spinach Is Gone, My Mother Taught Me About Receiving: You Are Going To Get It When You Get Home, My Mother Taught Me About Medical Science: If You Don't Stop Crossing Your Eyes, They Are Going To Freeze That Way. My Mother Taught Me About Justice...
Inside Reads:
"One Day You'll Have Kids And I Hope They Turn Out Just Like You." Happy Mother's Day!
Occasion: Mother's Day
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A good Mother's Day card is funny, sweet and, most of all, true. This huge, hilarious card lists all the life lessons Mom has given you over the years. For better or worse, these funny 'mother-lessons' are the cornerstones of most household constitutions. Although this large card is laugh-out-laugh hilarious, it also expresses an appreciation for all of her motherly wisdom. Even though some of Mom's life lessons may not have made sense (then or now), they are doctrine in motherhood. Something new moms quickly find out. Now, that's justice.
Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Learned From Mom
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
March 14, 2014
UPC:
745469572087
Availability:
In Stock
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