Fuck Me: Funny Valentine's Day Jumbo Card

When it comes to the language of love, there is a time for subtlety and there is a time for the direct approach. If the time for subtlety has come and gone, then you may have to resort to the Valentine's Day equivalent of the atomic bomb. The giant-sized Fuck Me Adult Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards takes no prisoners. It will almost certainly get you laid - if it doesn't get you into the hospital ER, that is. And even in the latter case, you might get some sympathy loving. But be diplomatic when giving this unique, extra-large card anyway. This card shoots straight to the heart of what makes the world go round. Not exactly the bad poetry you'd expect on a Valentine's Day card, this short but sweet message will definitely get your valentine's attention. Adult greeting cards are perfect for having an adult night. Roses might be red and violets blue, but if you do me, I'll do you. That's all this big card is saying. It's a master craft of minimalist poetry. Profound, don't you think?