The last thing you want to hear as a patient when you're lying on the operating table is the doctor firing up a chainsaw! Luckily, it's just a test to see if the anesthesia has taken effect yet, as hilariously pictured on this very big Funny Get Well Card. Tell someone ailing to 'Chop chop ... get better!' by firing this large, colorful chain card their way. They'll be up off their back in the time it takes to growl 'RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!'