In all likelihood, the only reason you are able to read this blurb is because your loving mom saved you from poking your eye out with some ill-advised adventure or dangerous toy when you were a child. (If you are reading this in Braille or someone is reading to you aloud, please forgive us.) The giant Poke Your Eye Out Mother's Day Funny Paper Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards demonstrates your continued appreciation of the foresight your ma had when you were a child, even if you didn't appreciate it back then. This clever, colorful, giant card will really catch Mom's eye.
Shipping weight: 2 oz
Dimensions: 8.75 x 11.25 x 0.1 inches