Straw Ban: Funny Get Well Card

Don't you just love it when you check into a hospital, get wrapped in bandages from head to toe, and then some sanctimonious, environmentally-conscious doctor announces that the hospital has banned straws!? Stick that in your surgical mask and suck on it, sawbones! Such a hilarious and not-so-far-fetched scenario is humorously cartoon portrayed on this laughter is the best medicine greeting card. Illustrated in bright institutional yellow, blue, green and white gauze, this best wishes card fits the bill as the straw that stirs someone ill onto the road to happy recovery.