Social Security Benefits: Funny Anniversary Greeting Card

Item #: C6970ANG
Cover Reads:
Friends With Social Security Benefits
Inside Reads:
You're still my best friend. Happy Anniversary!
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Hey, when you're a senior living on a fixed income, sometimes it makes smart sense to pool your pension with someone of the opposite sex - and if you can have a little actual sex on the side, all the better. Two sexy, colorful, sandaled old-timers hilariously hold hands on a park bench, marking and making time with one another to their mutual money and monkey business benefit. Old friends are the best friends, after all; and if they have some small amount of cash and carnal appetite left, hallelujah!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Social Security Benefits
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Martin Bucella
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
December 14, 2018
UPC:
745469231045
Availability:
In Stock
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By Travis
Washington, DC
Funny!
June 4, 2022
Parents loved it!
By Larry
West Chester, PA
Seems about right
August 14, 2020
That's pretty much us.