How utterly adorable! A photo of a cute, smiling, helmeted, brown and white dog with a red rose clenched between its teeth and holding a heart-emblazoned football in its paws on a field of pink, yellow, white and red flowers … and a frank, feral, written message of gettin' it on down under you know where. This clever, charming, down low and dirty joke jock card will have you scoring big-time with that special someone on the huge day of love (provided they share your slightly perverted sense of humor, of course).
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches