Item #: C5260MDG
The Seven Chakras Of Mom - Crown: Spirituality Helps You Achieve Pure Bliss, A.K.A. That Feeling Of Eating A Dove Bar In The Bathtub, Alone. Heart: Love; Affection For Your Family. Fluctuates With The Time Of Day/Month. Sacral: Pleasure & Desire; Connecting To Your Partner Without Fearing Your Kids Will Barge In. Brow: Intuition; Allows You To "See" With Your Third Eye -- The One In The Back Of Your Head. Throat: Communication; Ability To Express Emotions And Gain Truth Without Threats, Nags, Or Bribes. Solar Plexus: Self-Esteem; Fluctuates From Supremely Confident To That Moment Your Child Points Out Your "Bat Wings." Root: Survival; The Ability To Get Through Motherhood Intact (Spoiler: Most Do!)
Happy Mother's Day To The Best Mom, Crown To Root!
Oooommom! The Seven Chakras Of Mom Mother's Day Humor Card pictures the perfect spiritual mom connecting to all of her bodily energy points to achieve true motherhood bliss. If only it were that easy, and funny! Transmit some measure of good feeling to your mom, and show her she's the best mom from crown to root, by gifting her this meditative, mirthful, maximum mother card on her big day.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Seven Chakras Of Mom
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
(c) 2017 Terri Libenson, Dist. by King Features Syndicate
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
September 30, 2017