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New One: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: C4858BDG
Cover Reads: Better Get Home Or My Wife Will Tear Me A New One
Inside Reads: Have A Happy Birthday, No Ifs, Ands Or Butts!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1$4.28 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
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Occasion: Birthday

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We've heard our fair share of stories about guys married to some real battle axes. That means we would believe cartoonist Tim Whyatt if he told us he had an actual photo of exactly this scene. What sells it to us is the number of cracks: We know our fair share of guys who don't exactly learn their lesson.

This funny, risqué birthday card is perfect for anyone who is married or appreciates dark humor. (Meh, who are we kidding? Anyone who has been married for a while has learned to appreciate dark humor.) It will get more than a few laughs during their birthday party.

The New One Birthday Humor Card colorfully and cartoonishly depicts what can happen to a man's can when he stays out too late on the missus. It'll bring nothing butt (see what we did there?) good cheeky cheer when you gift somebody this funny, fleshy birthday card on their big day. They'll be blowing laughter as soon as they crack it open.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: New One Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Credit: Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock: Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced: May 31, 2017
UPC: 745469202601
Availability: In Stock
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By Paul
June 1, 2020
Very funny
For a pussy whipped friend
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