New One: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

We've heard our fair share of stories about guys married to some real battle axes. That means we would believe cartoonist Tim Whyatt if he told us he had an actual photo of exactly this scene. What sells it to us is the number of cracks: We know our fair share of guys who don't exactly learn their lesson.

This funny, risqué birthday card is perfect for anyone who is married or appreciates dark humor. (Meh, who are we kidding? Anyone who has been married for a while has learned to appreciate dark humor.) It will get more than a few laughs during their birthday party.

The New One Birthday Humor Card colorfully and cartoonishly depicts what can happen to a man's can when he stays out too late on the missus. It'll bring nothing butt (see what we did there?) good cheeky cheer when you gift somebody this funny, fleshy birthday card on their big day. They'll be blowing laughter as soon as they crack it open.