In the comic strip "Bizarro," Dan Piraro explains obvious truths in the most absurd ways. In this laugh-out-loud Mother's Day card, Piraro brilliantly shows the difference between dogs and cats.
What type of gift would our dog and cat "children" get their human mom for Mother's Day? While the angelic, very-good-boy is hard at work on a heartfelt artistic expression, the evil, demon-spawn cat throws up a hairball and calls it a day. Just like that bad kitty does every day, probably. Cats are like hairy teens on four legs. If Mom, reading peacefully in the background, keeled over dead from an aneurysm all of a sudden, we know which one of these critters would start eating her, is all we're saying.
All the same, it's really the thought that counts. This card is perfect for pet-loving mothers on Mother's Day.