Keeping Kids Alive: Hilarious Mother's Day Greeting Card

Item #: C3173MDG
Cover Reads:
On Mother's Day she congratulated herself on what a good job she'd done of keeping the little f*ckers alive.
Inside Reads:
Happy F*cking Mother's Day!
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

Hell, when it comes to raising a family, the rock bottom line is do or die, right? Those are the forthright, F'ing straight, sarcastic sentiments expressed and illustrated on this funny, fabulous and really realistic Mom Day card. With a bright pink border, and one doll of a lady reclining with booze on a pink couch, and those witty words of life-tested wisdom, this is one wholly appropriate and wildly inappropriate, laugh out loud, parental proud greeting card.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Keeping Kids Alive
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Artist:
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by Bold & Bright
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
September 16, 2019
UPC:
745469242010
Availability:
In Stock
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