Hell, when it comes to raising a family, the rock bottom line is do or die, right? Those are the forthright, F'ing straight, sarcastic sentiments expressed and illustrated on this funny, fabulous and really realistic Mom Day card. With a bright pink border, and one doll of a lady reclining with booze on a pink couch, and those witty words of life-tested wisdom, this is one wholly appropriate and wildly inappropriate, laugh out loud, parental proud greeting card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches