Item #: C3173MDG
On Mother's Day she congratulated herself on what a good job she'd done of keeping the little f*ckers alive.
Happy F*cking Mother's Day!
Hell, when it comes to raising a family, the rock bottom line is do or die, right? Those are the forthright, F'ing straight, sarcastic sentiments expressed and illustrated on this funny, fabulous and really realistic Mom Day card. With a bright pink border, and one doll of a lady reclining with booze on a pink couch, and those witty words of life-tested wisdom, this is one wholly appropriate and wildly inappropriate, laugh out loud, parental proud greeting card.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Keeping Kids Alive
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by Bold & Bright
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
September 16, 2019