Because we offer adult cards that would never find their way into a big-box retail store, we're guessing you had a different idea about what a "hole foods" birthday card would be. Stop being sad and mopey about the lack of adult humor in this funny birthday card. Dave Coverly, the creator of "Speed Bump," is a riot, and his take on customers of natural food stores is hilarious.
For the health food conscious, all-natural birthday boy or girl, this funny birthday card will offer plenty of laughs. A yellow cat and a gray cat wait patiently and pantingly in line outside a mouse-run Hole Foods outlet, to grab themselves a healthy birthday snack. A 'Happy Birthday' served up naturally, of course, as the main course. Serve it alongside tofu bacon, organic breadmeat, gluten-free glue sticks or whatever health food nuts are eating these days.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches