Escalator of Success: Humor Graduation Card

Why would somebody struggle rung by rung up the corporate ladder when they can shoot right to the top quicker and with less effort on the escalator of success? You'll be teaching any successful graduate you know a valuable lesson in real-world accomplishment, as well as extending your funny and fabulous Graduation Congratulations, when you gift the academic achiever the hilarious and insightful education tribute card on sale here. You don't need a diploma or degree to recognize and laugh at the witty wisdom and amusing imagery featured on this garrulous and complimentary Grad missive, but it helps.