Your mother a "loose" woman? Of course not! At least, not in the promiscuous sense, right? Maybe? Anyway, your awesome and amazing mom will be really loosened up with laughter, leaking tears of hilarity, when you gift her the funny, colorful, doll-decorated, humorously worded Mother's Day card available here. And being a devoted, dutiful and skillful mama, she'll know how to change her own diaper if things run a little wetter and wilder than she thought on her big special May day of adulation and applause.