Are you the type of wife who always gets what she wants? Romance may not be your strong suit, but you can still show him a little love on your anniversary with this hilarious card from NobleWorks Cards. The combination of a 1950s-style housewife with the threat of bodily harm is what makes it funny, just like the combination of sweet and sassy is what makes you so adorable. Just don't forget to make him wash the dishes after you prepare that extravagant anniversary dinner!
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches