A dog's life, indeed! If only it were that simple ... in human relationships. The female poodle wants to bitch, so the male mutt pops on the head cone to drown her out. The Talk Cone Humor Card is a funny, colorful, cartoon canine take on male-female relations. And a hilarious way to tell someone, on the bright blue blank inside of the card, what you think of them, cone of silence or no.