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Nothing Mattress: Funny Blank Greeting Card - Dog

Item #: 8942K
Cover Reads:
Nothing Really Mattress
Inside Reads:
Not Greeted
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$4.99 ea.
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Profoundly funny and moving words written in red on a discarded mattress found in an alley. NobleWorks seeks out hilariously philosophical All Occasions card pictures and captions anywhere we can find them. And if we have to take a junkyard dog bite or two in the process, so be it, we're not about to lie down on the job. Your friends, family members and workmates will be amused and amazed when you spring this uniquely garrulous and thoughtful greeting upon them for any meaningful, mirthful occasion or reason you choose.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Nothing Mattress
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printing in USA
Introduced:
December 15, 2012
UPC:
745469289428
Availability:
In Stock
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