The feisty and fierce vintage woman featured on this funny All Occasions card makes no bones about it - she's openly declaring her bitchiness as a philosophy of life, with defiant determination. All of your strong female friends, family members and colleagues will be laughing at and loving on this colorful, hilarious, hard attitude Blank greeting when you send it their way to celebrate a Bachelorette, Birthday, Divorce, Engagement, Friendship, New Job or Wedding. And if they hysterically and amusingly bitch about it - hey, that's just the nature of the beautiful beast, baby.