It would definitely be a sure thing that someone's Birthday wouldn't be a drag if they were to receive this funny 'Big Willy' Birthday card. At least they could spend any down time they had dreaming about either being 'Big Willy, or Finding him. Of course, either way may tend to be a letdown at the end of the day when they realize they aren't 'Big Willy', and they haven't found a Big Willy to celebrate with. At least they will still have this amusing card to end their day with. This may actually make them want to slap you. After all, you are the one that got them all riled up on the idea. What the hell, why not take a chance to build someone's ego a little?