Hello Earthling: Humor Blank Greeting Card for Men

Aliens get a bad rap for just randomly plucking up men and anally probing them. But those flying saucer creatures from other galaxies also do some good stuff, too - like, abducting men's wives and children. This colorful, hilarious 'Greetings, Earthling' card reveals the startling, feel-good story, as a human husband rejoices at an alien's promise to abscond with his family. Spread the good word on this great news story by giving out this alien contact card!