Calories Don't Count: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 5434
Cover Reads:
Calories Don't Count Outside Your Zip Code
Inside Reads:
Another Year Older But Who's Counting? Happy Birthday.
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Another well guarded secret of the rich and famous and fashionably fabulous looking, revealed by the joke cookers and servers at NobleWorks: you can eat whatever you want when you travel outside your zip code, without gaining any weight! Laughter and delight will be on the mirthful Birthday menu when you dish out this tastefully hilarious card to anybody you know and like who's celebrating another birth anniversary. Lower class, middle class, upper class, no class - they'll all devour the good looking and garrulous humor featured on the amusing, appealing and revealing Birthday greeting.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Calories Don't Count
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
July 15, 2011
UPC:
745469054347
Availability:
In Stock
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By Tamarah
Bothell, WA
Good Birthday Card for Women or Men
April 22, 2022
I like buying cards that can be used for either gender. This one's humorous and "safe" for family viewing!
Pros
  • Versatile card.
Cons
  • None.