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Few Sheets: Funny Blank Card

Item #: 5397K
Cover Reads:
He's Not Going To Miss A Few Sheets. And You're Crazy If You Think I'm Going To Walk Six Miles To The Nearest Restroom.
Inside Reads:
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There's an old, hilarious saying in the Egyptian archeology field: "when you gotta go, you gotta go with the nearest toilet paper on hand." As comically illustrated and hysterically worded, for amusing proof, on the humorous, historically accurate, bathroom joke All Occasions card available here for your happy usage. Any of your friends, relatives or coworkers, male or female or mummified, will get a good laugh out of this washroom wound and bound, tomb raiding and wiping Blank greeting, employed for any reason you choose.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Few Sheets
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Gary McCoy
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
April 15, 2013
UPC:
745469253979
Availability:
In Stock
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