What lady wouldn't love to get this funny Birthday greeting card from NobleWorks to help them celebrate their special day? While D.T. Walsh designed a hilarious card, it also pretty much states the truth. After all, there are those women that actually do get to marry a 'huge hunk', but the majority doesn't. You may want to personalize a little message inside to let them know to enjoy it while it lasts. After all, once you get married you sometimes stop trying so hard to look your best. Then life can have a way of taking over and they all pretty much becomes the same, with their six packs being beer. At least their 20 inch cock shouldn't shrink if you can keep it working.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches