Drink and Drive: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Everywhere you turn you hear the phrase, "Don't Drink and Drive'. Most people understand the consequences of getting caught doing so, and this typically helps to deter them somewhat. What about drinking and operating a wheel chair? If it was motorized it would be included and you could be cited with OMVI. However, if you're moving one the old fashioned way, you might just get cited with public intoxication along with whatever damage you do to your own body. So go ahead and warn all your friends at the same time you are ensuring them a good laugh on their special day by giving them this funny card from NobleWorks.