May Cause Memory Loss: Humor Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 4301
Cover Reads:
Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, Or Even Worse, Memory Loss.
Inside Reads:
And So Can Birthdays. Happy Birthday!
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Alcohol can age us in many ways, including memory loss and others we can't remember right now, because a keg got tapped last night, and whoa. We're pretty sure we left our pants in the bathroom of Brandon's place… We've all forgotten birthdays before, and scrambled to find late birthday cards. Let your buddies know you haven't forgotten them on their birthdays, even if they've forgotten you, whether because of advancing senility or just a few too many. This funny birthday card designed by Ephemera is a perfect reminder of alcohol's damaging effects on memory, alcohol's damaging effects on memory and alcohol's damaging effects on mem - ah, dammit.

Send them the Birthdays Can Cause Memory Loss Birthday Card available from NobleWorks Cards and you'll have printed proof that you remembered their birthday, even if they don't. Maybe it's better that they don't. We don't know, because, like we said, the keg got tapped last night, and whoa. We're pretty sure we left our pants - DAMMIT.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
May Cause Memory Loss
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
July 16, 2013
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Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (11 of 11 responses)
By Carole
This is Hilarious!
February 16, 2022
This is hilarious! And the beauty of it: I can send it every year and still amuse myself.
  • handsome guy pictured
  • wait - is the handsome guy a convict?
By Bubbly
Humor at it's finest.
October 28, 2020
Purchased for a brother's birthday!!
By Anita G.
Chapel Hill, NC
My brother’s favorite
September 17, 2020
My brother and I are in our 70s. He lives in Georgia and I in N.C., so we rarely see each other any more. But one thing that keeps us together is our shared sense of humor, inherited from our wonderfully irreverent father. We send each other 5-7 cards each year, each trying to out-do the other. I won this year with cards from NobleWorks, this card being my brother’s absolute favorite. In fact, the next time he called me, he had it in front of him and was still chuckling about it. So I bought 3 more for my Wednesday coffee friends who are 78, 80 and 91, fond of adult beverages and pride themselves on staying sharp and in shape. I’m pretty certain they’ll get a kick out of this as well.
Thank you, NobleWorks for the funniest cards I’ve ever read. I’ve already bought a stack full for my husband’s and brother’s birthdays next year!
  • Funny as hell, great quality, competitive prices, especially when bought in bulk, quick turnaround - an absolutely terrific company!
  • Shipping is a little pricey.
By glmwkansas
wichita ks
Great Cards for all occasions
March 8, 2020
this card was a big hit
By Tammy
Seattle, WA
Great Card for Friend Turning 50!
December 6, 2019
We sent this to a good friend who just turned 50 and started mentioning that all of a sudden, he's started forgetting things. He got this card and laughed his head off!
  • Hilarious!
By elise
Hickory, NC
May Cause Laughter
November 13, 2019
Wait...what am I suppose to do here...I forgot.
By Catherine
Good humorous card
June 20, 2019
I like the originality of Nobleworks cards. This one was funny too.
By Catherine M.
Coconut Creek, FL
January 24, 2019
I need to order a few more copies of this card. Most of my friends and family members are over 50 and this card is great! I have to mention that all my friends and family have a good sense of humor, so I'm recommending them to Noble. My only concern is that we'll wind up buying the same cards for each other. Keep up the great work Noble!
By Carrie
Irving, Texas
Lose Memory
May 26, 2018
I have not mailed the card yet, so it is sitting out. Everyone who sees the card laughs and says how great it is. Can't wait for the birthday to occur, so I can send it to my friend.
By Britney
Ventura Beach, CA
My favorite site to buy cards!
February 28, 2018
Every time I come here, I end up with a bunch of high quality cards that deliver a great message. I got this card for my brother on his 21st birthday, and it's the 15th purchase I've made. I'm just as happy as I was on my 1st.
By Dhara
So funny
February 16, 2018
I gave this card to my uncle who forgets everything. He enjoyed it.