Alcohol can age us in many ways, including memory loss and others we can't remember right now, because a keg got tapped last night, and whoa. We're pretty sure we left our pants in the bathroom of Brandon's place… We've all forgotten birthdays before, and scrambled to find late birthday cards. Let your buddies know you haven't forgotten them on their birthdays, even if they've forgotten you, whether because of advancing senility or just a few too many. This funny birthday card designed by Ephemera is a perfect reminder of alcohol's damaging effects on memory, alcohol's damaging effects on memory and alcohol's damaging effects on mem - ah, dammit.
Send them the Birthdays Can Cause Memory Loss Birthday Card available from NobleWorks Cards and you'll have printed proof that you remembered their birthday, even if they don't. Maybe it's better that they don't. We don't know, because, like we said, the keg got tapped last night, and whoa. We're pretty sure we left our pants - DAMMIT.