Moses' Weed: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: 4300
Cover Reads:
My Weed! Fuck.
Inside Reads:
Happy Fucking Birthday!
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All of a sudden, the Biblical story of Moses makes much more sense now. Designed by Ephemera, this funny, retro birthday card brilliantly explains that burning bush and all the wacked-out things Moses said after seeing it. This funny birthday card is perfect for people who love a good, dirty joke. (Except for your stoner friends, though. They might get triggered into panic and depression if they think their stash is going up in smoke and flames.)

Someone doesn't have to be high to love this hilarious religious card from NobleWorks Cards. It is available in single copies or in bulk, just in case you have a lot of 420-loving friends.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Moses' Weed
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
July 16, 2013
UPC:
745469043006
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
Moses' Weed Card   $4.95
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100% Recommend this product (13 of 13 responses)
By Jan
Michigan
Still laughing
December 10, 2022
Got for a stoner buddy. He actually resembles the Moses figure. Go figure. So all good. Oh and still laughing even after the initial buzz.
Pros
  • Like I said...all good!
Cons
  • Like I said...all good! Oh, did I say that?
By Sue
CO
Love it!
December 12, 2020
Very clever card. Always gets lots of laughs
By Jeff B.
Albany, NY
For Your Smokin’ Friends
February 21, 2020
This is a great card for your friends who are partial to weed! A bit irreverent – but then most things that are fun are! Great for a good chuckle!
By Joe
Massachusetts
I didn't throw this one away!
January 17, 2020
I got this card from someone at work and saved it on my self. people keep on coming into my office and reading it and asking me where I got it! So Funny!
Pros
  • I found this site to buy fun cards!
Cons
  • I don't know how to keep folks from stealing it!
By Eric
Kalamazoo, MI
Great Card
December 5, 2019
One of our favorite cards. We have even crossed out the inside greeting and used them as get well and holiday cards.
Pros
  • Funny
By Tina
South Jordan Utah
Harvest time!
December 1, 2019
I can give this card to several people. Love it!
By Willy
MINNESOTA
Super Funny Card
November 22, 2019
Noble Works Has The Best Off The Wall Cards
Fast And Easy To Purchase
By Eli
NC
Hilarious...to most!
November 13, 2019
Choose your audience carefully. To the right person, it is on point!
Pros
  • Fit my hands well. Had no problems opening card. Causes extreme laughter
Cons
  • Might not cause extreme laughter.
By kbkazoo
portland, or
perfect
June 21, 2019
there are certain people I know who would LOVE to receive this card!!!
Pros
  • unusual and different
By BOO
Central MA
Moses' Weed Card
December 30, 2018
Loved it! So do all my friends. Hope I don't get struck down......
Pros
  • everything, relevant to today's world
Cons
  • none
By glmwkansas
KANSAS
Great Cards for all occasions
December 22, 2018
I love every purchase I've made of Noble Works cards. I buy them for Christmas and birthdays and they are always a big hit.
Pros
  • Great Quality
By Rhonda
Ohio
Old school card
October 20, 2018
My old school friend absolutely loved this card.Certainly got a lot of laughs. Couldn’t of found him a better card.
Pros
  • Actually as pictured
Cons
  • None
By Chabo
Detroit, Michigan
DO NOT USE CARD AS ROLLING PAPER lol
February 28, 2018
this card is so lit. (pun intended) well worth the purchase. got it for my grandma's birthday and she's going to love it.