Weren't all those weed-fueled philosophical discussions you had in the dorms so much more interesting (and definitely more mind-blowing) than attending lectures in an enormous auditorium, where you'd just fall asleep or chill out to some Phish streaming through your earbuds? You wouldn't tell your parents that, but your closest confidants and stoner buddies definitely know better. Thankfully, they're also celebrating your achievements - and all the awesome power a few puffs give you when you're seeking out the true meaning of the universe.
Framing NobleWorks Cards' edgy irreverence and searing sarcasm with a retro-themed design, this graduation card subverts all the fake cheeriness while putting the emphasis on big laughs. Printed in the U.S. on recycled paper, these graduation cards for your closest buds are as good for the environment as they are for the funny bone.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches