Traditional fairy tales would be a lot lamer in a modern setting, and this hilarious Halloween card proves it. Although Hansel's and Gretel's very trendy glutton allergies may save their lives, it doesn't make for a great story. We're assuming Goldilocks found a spot on Coachsurfer.com, and the Pied Piper just downloaded his songs on Youtube. Regardless, this snarky card is perfect for anyone who suffers from the latest, trendiest ailment.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches