Zombies aren't particularly known for their sense of humor. Eating brains and shuffling around? Yes. Sense of humor? Not so much. But Halloween tends to liven up the undead. This specific gag-worthy gag is a zombie favorite. What's the point of being a zombie if you can't take advantage of your decaying, nerve-free body? If you know someone who enjoys a good gross-out, then this hilarious Halloween card is a side-splitting good time.