Drunk Turkey Drive: Hysterical Thanksgiving Paper Greeting Card

Nothing's worse than a bunch of wobbling, gobbling drunk turkeys. The gobbling becomes incessant and incoherent, and they shake tail feathers at everyone they meet. Once they're stuffed full of booze, turkeys are also terrible drivers. Fortunately, annual turkey drives help keep the roads safe from tanked turkeys. If you know someone who appreciates a good Thanksgiving joke, then this hilarious drunk turkey card is a gobbling, wobbling good time.