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Drunk Turkey Drive: Hysterical Thanksgiving Paper Greeting Card

Hysterical Thanksgiving Paper Greeting Card by Randall McIlwaine from - Drunk Turkey Drive image 1Hysterical Thanksgiving Paper Greeting Card by Randall McIlwaine from - Drunk Turkey Drive image 2
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Item #: 3522
Cover Reads: It's Our Church's Annual Turkey Drive!
Inside Reads: Don't Let Another Holiday Season Drive You Crazy! Happy Thanksgiving

Occasion: Thanksgiving

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Nothing's worse than a bunch of wobbling, gobbling drunk turkeys. The gobbling becomes incessant and incoherent, and they shake tail feathers at everyone they meet. Once they're stuffed full of booze, turkeys are also terrible drivers. Fortunately, annual turkey drives help keep the roads safe from tanked turkeys. If you know someone who appreciates a good Thanksgiving joke, then this hilarious drunk turkey card is a gobbling, wobbling good time.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Drunk Turkey Drive Card
Occasion: Thanksgiving
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Randall McIlwaine
Credit: Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock: Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced: March 15, 2013
UPC: 745469035223
Availability: In Stock
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By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
Fits my situation perfectly
December 7, 2019
I know of a religious philanthropist who donates a lot to the church. This fits her to a T.
ProsFunny, if the card fits the person.
ConsI questioned why the turkeys were drunk. They didn't need to be.
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