Drunk Turkey Drive: Funny Thanksgiving Greeting Card

Item #: 3522
Cover Reads:
It's Our Church's Annual Turkey Drive!
Inside Reads:
Don't Let Another Holiday Season Drive You Crazy! Happy Thanksgiving
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Nothing's worse than a bunch of wobbling, gobbling drunk turkeys. The gobbling becomes incessant and incoherent, and they shake tail feathers at everyone they meet. Once they're stuffed full of booze, turkeys are also terrible drivers. Fortunately, annual turkey drives help keep the roads safe from tanked turkeys. If you know someone who appreciates a good Thanksgiving joke, then this hilarious drunk turkey card is a gobbling, wobbling good time.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Drunk Turkey Drive
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced:
March 15, 2013
UPC:
745469035223
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In Stock
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By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
Fits my situation perfectly
December 7, 2019
I know of a religious philanthropist who donates a lot to the church. This fits her to a T.
Pros
  • Funny, if the card fits the person.
Cons
  • I questioned why the turkeys were drunk. They didn't need to be.