Twelve Step Turkey: Funny Thanksgiving Greeting Card
Item #: 3508
Cover Reads:
The Joy Of Cooking Turkey In 12 Easy Steps 1. Take Turkey Out Of Fridge Uncork A Fine Bottle Of Merlot 2. Defrost Turkey Warm Up With A Nice Glass Of Wine 3. Neatly Tuff The Surkey Have Some More Wine While Waiting 4. Lie Tegs With Twine Pour Yourself Another Glass, To Taste 5. Tup Purvey In The Oven Have A Few More Sips, As Needed 6. Turk The Bastey Have A Little More Wine, You Never Know 7. Check Thermometer With Temperature Have Another Glass If Not Warm Enough 9. Turk The Basty With 1/2 Glass. Reserve The Rest Us The Reserved Wine As Needed 10. Take The Oven Out Of Turkey Have One More Glass, For Goodness Sake 8. Floor The Turkey Of The Pick Up Open Another Bottle 12. Turk The Curvy Well Done. Have A Drink, You Deserve It
Inside Reads:
Sending You A Little Toast To Being A Little Toasted During The Holidays!
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We all know the real joy in cooking just about anything depends solely on the amount of wine you have left in the fridge. This Thanksgiving greeting card shows the words getting slurred and mixed up as the steps progress (and as the bottle runs empty). Send mom (or a fellow wine lover) a Thanksgiving greeting card that will make their day. But don't forget the bottle of wine!
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Twelve Step Turkey
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printing in USA
Introduced:
March 15, 2013
UPC:
745469035087
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Ty
Maryland
Funny card for friends on Turkey day!
July 18, 2020
Produces a chuckle!
By Therese R.
Wahiawa, Hawaii
Covers age gaps
December 9, 2018
Sent 2 this year, 1 to a friend of 79yr.'s & other to a 37 yr old realative & her family ,(3generations) , all told me how they enjoyed & shared with others this card.
Pros
- Any age group ya can send to
Cons
- I wouldn't send to AA member friends, well I might, but that's the only con I could think of.